y’all paid $7.99 for bacon camo on bo2 i ain’t forget

+1 mostel

you disrespect yourself every time you rekindle a relationship with someone who has humiliated you in any way, shape, or form. forgiveness is one thing but you have to have boundaries.

If the Bengals win the Super Bowl I’m giving one person who likes and retweets this tweet $10,000 dollars. Must be following me to win. GO.

Screw it… If Rams win the Super Bowl I’m giving one person $10,000 who likes and retweets this Tweet. Must be following me and @SimplebetHQ so we can DM you if you win. GO.

Lord Please Take This Gas Out My Stomach And Put It In My Car😔

why would you ever find a roommate off Craigslist 😳

one time in college i was so mad a guy rejected me i updated my facebook status to "who even really cares" and it wasn't until a week later i realized i posted that on the anniversary of 9/11

Yay! You just proved you care nothing about women’s health! Go choke

me

Banana to the other fruits when you add it to a smoothie

she’s a 10 but she has no money and no prospects. she’s already a burden to her parents. and she’s frightened.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’m bored so I’m giving away this brand new Corvette right now! all you have to do to win the Corvette is follow betr, retweet this post, and then tag 3 friends below in the replies👇🏼⚡️

men used to go to war now they want to be the little spoon

The Queen when Meghan Markle comes to say her goodbyes