I bet having kids is fine but it's hard to believe it could beat having a dog.

He’s a 10 but he drinks your milkshake. He drinks it up.

This documentary about a small town bookstore owner who gets a real-life George Bailey moment had me all teary-eyed and sentimental 🥹 Watch it! HELLO, BOOKSTORE Film #hellobookstore

Man on my left at the bar asks where I'm from. I say Detroit. He asks, "Is that where they filmed The Wire?" Before I can answer, the man on my right says, "No. It's the city that made every automobile in the world and still managed to go bankrupt." #belfast

When writing fiction do you

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Someday I’ll be a bouillonaire. Then I’ll be souper rich.

Here’s a poem I wrote about breaking my leg on Father’s Day while playing pickle.