You can only RT this today

Not me scanning every QR code coming up on these Super Bowl commercials

Last one…if Patrick Mahomes wins MVP, I’m giving one person who likes, retweets and comments #PaulFury $5,555. Must be following Most Valuable Promotions & me.

Daily reminder to thank God for your blessings 🙏🏼

Why am I mad that cheating is easier for these kids than it was for me 😪😂

BREAKING: The Fed introduces new $1 dollar bill

Disney remaking the wrong things. Hmu when we ready to talk about a Holes Remake 😴

Visit khelpusa.com to help save our California Kelp Forest!

I spent $44 billion for this app and now Lizard boy just decided to hit copy and paste. It’s personal now. See you in the cage, Zuck.

TAG ME #WWENXT

Don’t worry at the rate you’re going, I’ll be retired by the time you’re here in my ring. 💋 xox

Just three more days til we can wake Green Day up

The pure HATE in this dog’s eyes. I cannot stop laughing. 😂

This guy tried to get into it with Bubba Ray at the very start of the show.

BJ Ray with the 'U Can't B Me' baseball cap on WWE LFG 👀🚫

We finna take over with this one! Cop a hat to join the Down Ass Foos (and I’ll follow). Cantbemeapparel.com

Don’t worry guys from what I’m hearing my release was all AI

YOU’VE seen with me what works and I’ve shown MYSELF what works. I’ve also shown MYSELF what doesn’t work. And now I’m in a stage where I comeback and show MYSELF & YOU what works x10. My story will be told one day, not for myself, but to inspire millions, because at some point,

And in one night… through playground level rage bait… I became the greatest heel in #TNA history