Please keep the noise down and save any unnecessary communication until after mommy has her coffee. #momlife #momsquad #parenting

“How did that food get on your elbow?” And other fun things you get to say as a parent. #DadLife

Me: The baby doesn't need anymore clothing, this is getting ridiculous. Also me: LOOOOOOK at that totally unpractical outfit that baby will wear once, I must buy it! #momlife #momsquad #parenting

3: Dada? Ahebejen chiejsnen an ises H: Ummm what? 3: Ahebeje chiejsnen ises H: In the living room? 3: no Dada! H: Tuesday!? Me, in another room, reading to baby, while dog is barking and TV is blaring Wiggles: She wants chicken and fries for supper. #ispeaktoddler #momlife

I'll do the laundry later. 😅 #ProcrastinationIn5Words #parenting #momlife #family

I've had to put on "real" pants two days in a row, and honestly I am over it....I will be on the couch, in my sweats for the next week 🤪 #momlife #momsquad #parenting

Alexa, raise the kids

So many women look really pretty in the baggy shirt, messy bun look. When I try it, I look like I'm in serious need of help...

A “Booze Cruise” but for parents of little ones where all you do is nap, a “Snooze Cruise”

Alexa, make me a coffee and then fast forward to bedtime. #momlife #dadlife #momsquad #dadsquad #parenting #mondaythoughts

Apparently new moms are supposed to “sleep when the baby sleeps,” but I have yet to find anyone who has mastered the art of sleeping while driving or pushing a stroller.

In case any one was curious where my daughters loyalties lie Me: do you want mommy or daddy to take you to soccer today? Her: whichever one of you is more likely to stop on the way for donuts

You think you’re going to have a pretty normal day and then your 5-year-old announces she only walks backwards now.

I WILL tackle Monday....but first, coffee! #momlife #momsquad #dadlife #dadsquad #coffeetime #mondaythoughts

My house is a disaster; I really need to invite some people over so I have to clean it.

I want to watch my show, eat all the food, shower, sleep and clean the house all in the hour my baby naps. #momlife #momsquad #dadlife #dadsquad #parenting

If you thought college was hard, try wrangling a diaper on a toddler. #dadlife

I think our Tupperware containers have been taking notes from our socks.

I suspected I had over cooked the chicken...baby confirmed this by opening their mouth and letting it all fall out while simultaneously picking up more and dropping it on the floor. 😬🤦‍♀️ #momlife #dadlife #momsquad #dadsquad #parenting