I'm not a hater but it isn't like I'm going to cum for any old parlor trick

Four tickets for nosferatu please

PREMIUM MONSTER DESIGN: a bat with no wings but real big ears it flaps like wings

Commerical: someone doing stretches. They look directly at the camera. "What am I preparing for? Oh, to a consumer in modern America." And then an overplayed soft rock song from 8 years ago overtop of them driving down a highway.

Galactus but he just puts planets in a bag and uses them as marbles

Gooner trying to deprogram by working at the movie theater: do you want some cropped porn? Oh sorry I meant popcorn

doggy

Guinea pigs are super cool and precious but they just don't usually get as excited about your FNAF references as dogs do

Spectrobes fans we don't even have 40 votes it is so over

LAST NIGHT I LAID MY DICK ON YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S FACE TATTOO

God is dead go nuts

It ain't Spectrobes but it takes the edge off

Time to address the elephant in the room: ancient Roman recipes often include mentions of leeks, but they weren't really leeks, you can't just go out and buy leeks and use them when making ancient Roman recipes

Don't worry only Chekhov's gun can kill me and I haven't seen it for awhile.

Hand stuff in the Narutoverse has to go crazy

*shows pictures of decomposing corpses* Who's getting the best head?

Microtwink- new evolutionary niche?

Historians have uncovered a huge mistake. In the myth of Sisyphus it turns out the word for "boulder" was mislocalized and originally was intended to refer to a large gas lamp.

sketching Digimon logos

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