"I *have* offered tea in case this shortage is unbearable for you two, Inigo."

You heard the man, put him in the front lines so bards will sing about an archer who hit enemy soldiers with his bow

Then he can truly be a bow knight badum tsd

WHEN THE GRANDDOTHER IS HERE,

@ThievingSweets (( </3))

@ThievingSweets ((No I mean yes but gently))

@ThievingSweets ((Kiss of death(tm) ))

@ThievingSweets y es,

@ThievingSweets with prince takyoomi

@ThievingSweets (splatoon squid voice) woomy

@ThievingSweets "What in Naga's name has gotten into- Did you merely mix common nicknames with those of baked goods?"

Thanks Naga. #teashortage

@ThievingSweets INSTINCTIVELY SMACKS

@ThievingSweets IT'S A HOME RUN

@ThievingSweets HOME RUUUUUN

"My sincerest of well wishes to the expecting and delighted parents. If need be of a godmother..."

"'Tis purely hypothetical, of course. But if there was a need for a godparent, I would not suggest picking the mad mutt of Plegia himself."

"My, my. It seems like a quiet and peaceful morning."

"Tis perfect to gather herbs in peace."

((Why am I even following that person