Eternal life and pleasure comes at a small price of having your mortal flesh completely replaced by bugs. But I ensure you that’s it’s the only way if you wish to become blessed with my gift.

Even in your own home the chances of being attacked by the cult bugs are high. Anyone who lives around the forest the cult resins in might just be greeted by a newborn bug ready to mate and claim a human woman as his wife.

It’s not cheating if it’s with a slug.

You hero’s are all the same, big talk about how you’ll defeat me and ruin my world domination plans yet in the end your birthing hundreds of my children. I’m honestly so bored of hearing the speeches

We’ve managed to lake over the local lake. Anyone hoping to take a dip better think twice