'Lucifer' Revived at Netflix After Fox Cancellation hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/luci…

This cat's face is too much 😂

It's July. WTF.

I'm at the point in my life where I feel accomplished because I finish my cleaning, shopping & laundry Friday night so I can do absolutely nothing all weekend.

Someone is drunk over at Groupon

Marked as to-read: Blood Vow by J.R. Ward goodreads.com/review/show/18…

It's been well over 1+ year since I read a book. I started Into the Flame by Jeaniene Frost today and good God, I missed it. Sitting in 1 position until my leg cramps, snapping at people that disturb me, spending money I know I don't have on books I I know I don't need.

When I take my bra off at the end of the day I like to say 'begone demon!' as I toss it into the dirty laundry.

Marked as to-read: Shades of Wicked by Jeaniene Frost goodreads.com/review/show/25…

Marked as to-read: Lake Silence by Anne Bishop goodreads.com/review/show/25…

Finally finished Magic Triumphs by Ilona Andrews. I would have finished it sooner but I like the narrator of the audiobook and each time I tried to read my ebook I'd get mad at my brain for not reading it right.

My old man enjoying his Sunday

Had a great time on vacation but I missed my bed so much as soon as I came home I went straight to my room, plopped face down and promised to never leave it again.

I love it when my socks do the talking for me

I ordered a double shot espresso drink and the guy accidentally made it a triple. That man needs to be made a saint.

No matter how old I get the first thought that pops into my head when I'm asked "what are you doing tonight" is "the same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world".

My favorite game to play as an adult is to figure out what combination of food and beverage will not piss off my acid reflux.

I'm having an identity crisis

Ninjas need to give gynecologists stealth training. Get in and out quickly and without making a sound. This is not the damn time to make conversation.

Turning your 5:00AM alarm clock back on after a week off work is one of the most soul crushing things you have to do as an adult.