Yo, you know what we need next… paraparx

gonna start saying “lucas get the crossbow” every time anyone slightly inconveniences me

stupid 🤌

its officially christmas drag month‼️‼️‼️

it’s december y’all know what that means ✨🎅🎄❄️

GLOOMTOWN BRATS THIS THURSDAY

here's your yearly reminder of when parx tried to sell geoff on the merch site for 10 million dollars

if you can recognize this place then you are entitled to therapy

Are we all ready for every Parxies favourite Christmas tradition, the sixth annual shaving stream? AWSTEN KNIGHT PARX AFTER DARK 2

chat when is shaving stream i forgot 😭😭😭

big day for parxies who make a quick exit of wherever they are on christmas day to go watch a man with dyed hair shave his beard in silence on instagram live

yassified stanford pines

Shut up about the orange peel theory the real test of love is if your partner will listen to waterparks for you

HEY PARXIES I made an Awsten themed 2048 enjoy <3 cesoid.com/2048?theme=7zy…

why i think reboot is lore relevant, a 🧵

visitation of the ghost at the final gloomtown show

VIDEO GAME MUSIC ALBUMS 1 + 2 (********** SOUNDTRACK) BY AWSTEN KNIGHT WRITTEN + PRODUCED BY ME COVER ART BY ME MIXED BY JARED POYTHRESS INSIDE PANELS BY LUCAS HAND ORDER THE ALBUMS NOW VIA AK ART PROJECTS: AKAP.ESTATE