I'm totally eager to see if the #MuellerReport has two spaces after a period or one.

My female boss has a man cold...#superwhiney #superconfused #paralegalproblems

What's the point of trial rules if they're never followed or enforced? Grrrrr

Baby judges are thing now in a county our firm practices in A LOT. It's making for a lot of WTF expressions and angry attorneys. Oh yay.

Thoughts, opinions, help: Request for ALL Facebook data, including DMs through Messenger in a family law matter - Objectionable? Limit the scope? How to properly request? Our State laws and opinions are pretty damn mum. #ParalegalLife #FamilyLaw #FamilyLawParalegal #Dicovery

Have a migraine. 8am trial tomorrow. In a county 2hrs away. And what do I hear? My idiot neighbor. At 830pm. Mowwing his yard. And it's a HUGE fucking yard. I curse you, sir. May your weeds runneth over. Your grass turn brown. And rabbits eat your garden.

No. Go away Monday. You've been an ass. #paralegalproblems

Attorney 1 never reviews the case info before asking a client a question, which we already have the answer to...from the client. Guhhh. Noooo. Please. #paralegalproblems

#yalldontscary #AllHoursween #Hoursween #death

What is the most widely used non-binary singular pronoun? Asking for attorney.

Is it Thanksgiving break yet? I am over this week.

Awww yes mass Merry Christmas email to clients remind them of their cases and their need to bitch at us in return. "Never got a call back" "screw you" "where is discovery answers from opposing" and so on and so on. Whhhhhy?!?!

Is this week over yet?

Gawd please end this day.

Has anyone else's week at work just been horribly crazy? Like rude clients, attorneys, bosses? I haven't been this frazzled in a while.

After last week and the shit that hit the fan today, I'm going to call in sick tomorrow. I never do this. Gimme your best excuses! #paralegalproblems