There's a vault hold emoji. 💆

You can, just put it in a pile of fentanyl

Since when have LEOs been considered healthcare professionals?

They downed 48 raw oysters in one sitting and all I can think of is the Vibrio parahaemolyticus currently brewing from it 😂. This is the person from our math problems

it can't be a coincidence that I happen to have a respiratory infection right in the middle of our respiratory block

Today's day 7 of being sick and the only thing that's been productive is this cough😭

A good marker of fatigue is when your brain mushes "rice starch" and "pectin" into "ricin" when reading ingredients 🫠

I'm registering for Step 1 and the only options are 3 days and 10 days before my COMLEX and I'm not sure which to choose 🥲

My vital signs were nearly textbook yesterday so I just had to take a picture of it 😂

Today's brain fart of the day: Spent an hour reading about a disease that happens in shrimp before realizing it's not a human disease caused by eating infected shrimp.

She's at it again 🤦

New favorite ICD-10 code icd10data.com/ICD10CM/Codes/…

I just noticed that American Burn Association's website doesn't have an option for DOs in their list of credentials. It's 2024, let's get this fixed please.