Canada must feel like they live in an apartment above a meth lab.

So let me get this right. The closing argument from the Trump campaign is Joe Biden is a Mr. Rogers who will listen to the scientists on COVID?

Ten bucks says the orange embarrassment comes out from behind his podium tonight at some point while he's muted because he's not sure if Biden's mic is picking his rantings up.

😂*totally*😂

A reflection on President Trump’s comments last night: The last President I covered who refused to accept the vote count in an election was Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in Iran, 2009.

Congratulations Vice President-elect Kamala Harris!

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Some people at the end of our road took down their dRumph signs and put up Christmas decorations, and for a moment I wasn't sure which was worse...

In response to photos of the tree at Rockefeller Plaza 🤣

If you have wondered how electric rice cookers know when to stop cooking, the engineering behind that is some of the most minimalist brilliance I’ve seen, brilliance that keeps the cost of these appliances down to ridiculously cheap levels.

And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!

They've killed us for less!

The.Ink, from Anand Giridharadas

I'm attending a Action Network event: Austin Is Safer When | Volunteer Training. RSVP here: actionnetwork.org/events/austin-…

and here it is, your moment of zen

THE HUMAN JUST GRABBED THEIR KEYS. AND MY LEASH. THEY ARE PUTTING ON. THEIR OUTSIDE FEET. I DO BELIEVE. IT IS ADVENTURE TIME

The most powerful feature that Twitter has: Advanced search Until recently I hadn't even heard of it, but now I use it all the time. Here are 6 twitter advanced search features that will revolutionise the way you search for what to read: 🧵👇

Please stop whatever you are doing to listen to (and share) this historic moment. The words of Judge Jackson resonate in defiance of cynicism, they grow from the deep roots of pain and struggle, and they usher forth a vision of hope in a better and more just America.