LISTEN I may be a bad cook but even I wouldn't eat that... Whatever the fuck this is!

Everybody go bully Papa Emeritus II

Can't believe the whole emeritus church is fighting on my tl, this way I don't have to do all the work!

Emeritus clergy out here having their ghouls dying one after another. What does this say about your clergy? 🤨🤨🤨🤨

More like "Rise and Puke"

I called the Ghost number and screamed for the entirety of the voicemail length. Sorry not sorry to the person who may or may not have ear damage now.

If you ever saw me stealing food at the Poperence no you didn't.