Paul B (@paolo090908) 's Twitter Profile
Paul B

@paolo090908

Is a retired marathon hobby jogger. 100 marathon club member (102, 3:19:07 PB). Despises grifters & race cheats.

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calendar_today06-05-2016 15:34:52

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If you’ve got snow….. Wear a nose strip, it won’t make you any less likely to fall over….just make you look like a twit.

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The follow/unfollow fluctuates by the minute over on Instagram. It’s like people get erect if they unfollow so many within an hour or something ….

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Will a nose strip reduce the tinnitus I hear 24/7? I mean the nose is near the ear, maybe some of the fake nonsense will rub off.

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Going to do no training Become obese Enter a tough race Not finish Then get free stuff for trying. Cue what looks gifted Barca half place - for someone yet to meet a fucking cutoff.

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Ya amazing seeing all these Inspos and the running clips thy post - absolutely smashing it in the visual. Reality after checking results: far fucking slower than the clip. Far slower. Bullshit factor high does = higher volume free grift. #ukrunchat

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Solid start to January - need to work in more speed sessions. Cut back week compared to previous two…..with a plod today. #GraftDontGrift All the wannabes will be contacting brands begging….rest of us, jogging. Wankers.

Solid start to January - need to work in more speed sessions.

Cut back week compared to previous two…..with a plod today.

#GraftDontGrift 
All the wannabes will be contacting brands begging….rest of us, jogging.

Wankers.
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All those that got gifted London marathon places (cos they’re wannabes, not genuine joggers)…… ….haven’t even begun training and we’re talking -84 level as starting point. No hiding at London there are timing mats…..suspect fake injuries announced nearer the time.

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He’s taking a big a grift up. Absolute360 no room for a hashtag……..cos AsicsFrontRunner application is here. It’s what that 15% has created.

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Turning 50 in May. Reckon I might grift something - let’s face it, I’m loyal to the brand till they mug me off. Perhaps it’s the attitude, least I’m honest.