not to sound over dramatic but if you have never listened to pet sounds i genuinely think you are only living half of a human life

Gay Rights Win: Anita Bryant not mentioned at Grammys in memoriam segment

engaging in thought patterns so unhealthy not even janelle monae can snap me out of it

my chit machine: (starts printing an order) me: FUCK OFFFFFF K*LL YOURSELF K*LL YOURSELF K*LL YOURSELF

not me having to yank my pot off the stove as a spider begins to descend on a web from my oven hood above it

i know i was born to be a line cook bc i have the gene that makes the red hot chili peppers tolerable

i think musicians should be allowed to fire a gun into the crowd if someone asks for free bird

crazy how the live version of meet me at our spot is the greatest thing i’ve ever heard but the studio version lowkey sucks

i hope the person who came up with the phrase “if you have time to lean you have time to clean” is burning in hell right now like FUCK YOU

m*rgan w*llen merch in the hot topic counterculture is so dead

god i miss my grandma that broad was crazy

that girl had so much love she’d wanna kiss you all the time

had a dream last night i was watching Todd in the Shadows’s best song list for this year and number 5 was just straight up Hakuna Matata

>writes album called “Animals” >claims to be animal themed >3/5 of it is about pigs >writes album called “Wish You Were Here” >named after title track “Wish You Were Here” >70% of it is Shine On You Crazy Diamond

just had a dream that i saw wicked part 2 and at the end it was revealed that it was actually going to be 4 movies i was so fucking mad

is it not enough that i ruined a pony making a gift for you