Some people need to look at themselves before making comments on others!!

There called creepers for a reason there horrible so why wear them!!

I would rather a pair of vans with nails through them than creepers I would feel much more comfortable wearing them!!

If I was hated so bad I think I would run away hint hint.

I think it's time to hit the showers when your smelling like freshly opened tuna.

Just picked up my dog shit and all I could think of was you.

Jesus who's eating tuna..... Oh shit wait its you.

Jesus Christ didn't know Tuna companies started making soap!

Sitting on the opposite sofa to my girlfriend because my farts reek

Aw, I love zoey

Just curled up on the floor in a U shape and asked zoey if I looked like a quaver

I always ruin things:(

You never forgive me for anything so I'm not forgiving you for farting in my face.

Treating zoey to a costa #greatboyfriend

I'm a pedo

Even though we argue so much, I still love my girlfriend, I'm sorry for everything.

My zoey is amazing

When you go out for tea and the young waitress keeps looking at you so Zoey giving her looks that could kill haha!:L

I am such a dick