May you never have to suffer through a parent who thinks basically nothing of you. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

I feel like I was robbed. Unless I missed it, not a single mention of a thumb in the eye from Daniel Healy #RAW WWE #205Live

Happy 95th birthday, #BettyWhite! Let's celebrate with this #GoldenGirls gem bit.ly/1Wi5PX7

Some people make me wonder how they function during the day with the stupid shit they tweet.

You know what sucks about jungles. Jungles. Hey! My jungle has a Frank in it! I want a refund. I may also need Sydney.

Can we get Betty White on Match Game already? Please???

Still goin'... ⚡️💀⚡️💀⚡️💀⚡️

15.8 million new jobs. 20 million more people insured. 165,000 troops home from war. Serving as your VP was the greatest honor of my life.

When people only post because the face had something happen to them irl. lol... -.- #nyctalk

Let's Make America Smart Again.

It's been the honor of my life to serve you. You made me a better leader and a better man.

"Experience Day One with Donald J. Trump" Why not set yourself on fire and experience the same results?

#RISE

If you can't view the broadcast with that link, you can also go to my Facebook page to watch: bit.ly/1VS4irz Thanks! #LoveAThon x.com/mishacollins/s…

Literally saw a headline that said, "It's time to grow up and work with Donald Trump." Yeah, sure, when he grows up first. Which is never.

The White House removed its climate change web page. And the healthcare, civil rights and LGBT sections. Just thought you should know.

#NoComment

I'm so happy with this season of @SleepyHollowFOX so far. The characters are great and the story is still so intriguing. #SleepyHollow

This was me all day. x.com/ImDanaDeLorenz…

For the first time in my life I got hacked. Awwwww.