"Guess I'm just a terrible person!" 💋 Harley Quinn 💋 🔪 Multiverse 🧨NSFW/Non -- 18+ 🔪Pansexual 🧨Bratty Submissive 🔪Kinks and Limits in link 🧨Experienced writer 🔪Selective. 💣RT please?

"Being every professor's favourite student has its advantages..." 📖NSFW RP account. 🪩18+ Only 📖Limits in link in bio 🪩Experienced writer. 📖Pansexual 🪩Submissive. RT? 💋💋

Saw the reports. Everyone is slouching on their LUiS figures. Rookie numbers, gotta bump those numbers up.

// Won't be getting Borderlands 4 due to lack of funds and iffy job situation, but I hope everyone that does has a blast and that it improves on the third entry.

// Happy Borderlands release day to anyone who celebrates it. It's only the second most exciting type of BL out there.

Sorry, the tiniest violin is out for tuning after a string broke. Would you mind if I used the tiniest drums instead? [ Blows a raspberry ]

Wow, that didn't take long at all. I bet you were the star of high school, with comebacks like those.

You might be a red dwarf, kiddo, but I'm a freaking quasar. I'll send you a pair of shades so you won't get blinded off my brilliance. Thank me later, by kneeling at my feet.

Oh my goooooood, nerd alert! And I thought I was bad. Whew. I can smell the 'um actually's radiating off if you.

You want me so bad, it's making you stupid.

Bet. I can outfreak you anytime, anywhere.

Buy me a drink and you might just find out.

Call me a goddamn Spectre too, because I do what I want. Speaking of, ever felt like punching a journalist? In the face?

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary And the bandit infestation is still running rampant.

#Popping #AMA #Hyperion

I carry a mirror with me wherever I go because sometimes I miss looking at my face.

Dusty rooms, ugly faces and dumb people. Glad to know nothing's changed. Well, some of you are older and not wiser, but that's what you get for being an evolutionary dead end whose heritage can be traced all the way back to an amoeba shart.