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TurtlesAndPandas

@pandasturtles

Caity
23
Future Archaeologist
Amphibian, Guinea Pig, and Reptile Mom

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calendar_today16-04-2019 01:50:39

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180 Following

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Describe a historical event like you're writing an episode description for Netflix and you have to avoid spoilers President Kennedy goes for a drive in Dallas. His wife learns some distressing news

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My mind is doing that thing again where I see a pretty lady and I have to decipher if I A) wanna be her B) wanna be her friend C) wanna be on her

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Writer: ok so here's a female villain that's really bad and nasty that you're not supposed to like Me: Me: queen Writer. NO

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donโ€™t know who needs to hear this, but if heโ€™s nice to you and isnโ€™t nice to the person taking his order, heโ€™s not a nice person. #NationalBoyfriendDay

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Having depression, anxiety, and a superiority complex is rough because I'm obviously better than them but what if they're smart enough to figure that out?

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his father left when he was 12, now he has a YT channel called โ€œDad, how do I?โ€ to help kids whoโ€™re growing up without dads. teaching them basic tasks that youโ€™d usually ask your dad for help on. this is the purest thing ๐Ÿ˜ญ

his father left when he was 12, now he has a YT channel called โ€œDad, how do I?โ€ to help kids whoโ€™re growing up without dads. teaching them basic tasks that youโ€™d usually ask your dad for help on. this is the purest thing ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Every time a girl gets her period it's because someone is playing #DoomEternal and every cramp is because her assigned player dies.

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If that means diving head first into you music, then rock on. If that means stepping back for a while, then by all means take a breather and we'll all be here with you when you get back.

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Having thin walls and good acoustics when you live with other people really makes you question your sanity. Are people really speaking in hushed whispers? Who keeps walking around? Do I in fact, hear bagpipes?

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Me: I have a history degree. I study the sociolinguistic diaspora of Semitic peoples in the Bronze Age Near East and Levant. What Republican dads hear: R. E. Lee

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*Mary opening her baby shower gifts* "Oh, ANOTHER gold chalice! Well he won't be able to use this for a few years anyway, so I might as well sell it and use the money to buy some DIAPERS."