I loved this review of Aviation Gin someone sent me after I wrote it.

Describe a historical event like you're writing an episode description for Netflix and you have to avoid spoilers President Kennedy goes for a drive in Dallas. His wife learns some distressing news

Mr. & Mrs. Fox 🦊

My mind is doing that thing again where I see a pretty lady and I have to decipher if I A) wanna be her B) wanna be her friend C) wanna be on her

Writer: ok so here's a female villain that's really bad and nasty that you're not supposed to like Me: Me: queen Writer. NO

Still don't know why FROZEN became the insanely big hit, not MOANA. Such a good movie. Goodnight, all. youtu.be/cPAbx5kgCJo

This is such gold

HAPPY MEAN GIRLS DAY

don’t know who needs to hear this, but if he’s nice to you and isn’t nice to the person taking his order, he’s not a nice person. #NationalBoyfriendDay

*October starts* Everyone : 👻🎃👻🎃👻💀👻🎃💀🎃🕷🕸👻🎃🕷🕸🕷🕸🎃👻🎃🕷🕸🕷👻🕸🎃🕷🕸🎃

Having depression, anxiety, and a superiority complex is rough because I'm obviously better than them but what if they're smart enough to figure that out?

his father left when he was 12, now he has a YT channel called “Dad, how do I?” to help kids who’re growing up without dads. teaching them basic tasks that you’d usually ask your dad for help on. this is the purest thing 😭

Every time a girl gets her period it's because someone is playing #DoomEternal and every cramp is because her assigned player dies.

If that means diving head first into you music, then rock on. If that means stepping back for a while, then by all means take a breather and we'll all be here with you when you get back.

Having thin walls and good acoustics when you live with other people really makes you question your sanity. Are people really speaking in hushed whispers? Who keeps walking around? Do I in fact, hear bagpipes?

I sent my boyfriend a picture of a heart shaped chicken nugget and he didn't respond. Time to go break his X Box.

#Trump provided the highlight of the #Debates2020

youtu.be/j8FtcDd9wbc Loved tonight's #GameKnights with Post Malone!!

Me: I have a history degree. I study the sociolinguistic diaspora of Semitic peoples in the Bronze Age Near East and Levant. What Republican dads hear: R. E. Lee

*Mary opening her baby shower gifts* "Oh, ANOTHER gold chalice! Well he won't be able to use this for a few years anyway, so I might as well sell it and use the money to buy some DIAPERS."