apparently there’s some controversy at my local chipotle

Got that McConcussion 😅

Don't be retweeting this, we wouldn't want to hurt any fascist fucks feelings...😅😂😂

Wonder what they do when I eat beans?

Yes I use echolocation to find a parking spot

Firing squad.

Does anyone have a link to this mug? 😂

I got tickets for tonight!

50-50 But more men answered than women. 🤷‍♀️ I need to refine my poll taking ability I’ve been stalked. And it really messes with you. Someone I went out with didn’t like that I didn’t want to go out again and he broke into my house (I’m positive it was him) & stole some stuff.

discovering the 14th century wife prayer was my fave part of researching the latest podcast ep

For ⁦@dangerclose3784⁩ 🤣

for when you’ve really gotta Gogh

Ya’ll are hos.