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The astronaut pandas

@pandaastronauts

tweeting dumb jokes, from space! I dance to forget

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calendar_today15-08-2016 22:49:36

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Trump Supporters: “Yeah fuck immigrants, gay and trans people aren’t real, Black people are lazy and dangerous…we need Trump to make them all go away and make America great again.” Biden: “Trump’s supporters are garbage.” Trump Supporters:

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So Trump’s joke here is that Trump, who is not Greek at all, is just as Greek as Giannis Antetokounmpo, who was born in Greece, speaks Greek, and is a Greek citizen, but also black. The man can’t even compliment a local athlete without slipping into casual racism.

😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 (@aintscarylarry) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sweet Potato Hitler: “All my rallies are full, there’s no empty seats…” *Camera pans around to show lots of empty seats and MAGAs leaving in droves*

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I will legalize recreational marijuana, break down unjust legal barriers, and create opportunities for all Americans to succeed in this new industry.

I will legalize recreational marijuana, break down unjust legal barriers, and create opportunities for all Americans to succeed in this new industry.
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MAGAs: Groceries are too expensive—so we’re gonna vote for a guy who wants to deport all the farm workers and put tariffs on imported goods, so all food companies will have no choice but to massively increase prices.” Dummies.

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Today, Trump: —Said he doesn’t “mind” if reporters get shot at his rally —Said he “shouldn’t have left” the White House after he lost the 2020 election —Hinted at enacting Project 2025 if he wins, promising it will be “nasty” and saying “you're gonna see things that you're not

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Hahaha Ryan Fournier Why did you delete your post after you got caught lying? Why don't you MAGAs ever tell the truth? I will save it here for you just incase you need it again.

Hahaha <a href="/RyanAFournier/">Ryan Fournier</a> Why did you delete your post after you got caught lying? Why don't you MAGAs ever tell the truth? I will save it here for you just incase you need it again.
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from Philly courtroom — Musk lawyer says his $1m giveaway is NOT a lottery. "There is no prize to be won" and winners "are not chosen at random," Musk lawyer Chris Gober said. Instead, the $1m is a salary they "earn" to be a spokesperson for Musk's pro-Trump super PAC. Winners

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Polish millionaire CEO who snatched a hat meant for a child on live TV at the US Open speaks out. “Yes, I took it. Yes, I did it quickly. But as I’ve always said, life is first come, first served… If you were faster, you would have it… I remind you that insulting a public

Polish millionaire CEO who snatched a hat meant for a child on live TV at the US Open speaks out.

“Yes, I took it. Yes, I did it quickly. But as I’ve always said, life is first come, first served… If you were faster, you would have it… I remind you that insulting a public
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Rubio: Imagine if Iran funded the well-being of its people, rather than its military Trump, two days later: We can’t fund daycare or Medicaid, we need more money for our military