Slack and GroupMe notifications are OFF! They better figure it out..

“I am overworked and underpaid.” Me at work:

No dead ass like ok so… bet!!

I never been more satisfied w/ a 76 on a test in my life! I don’t wanna hear shit about an indemnity, nonforfeiture option, provisions, clauses, or riders. I need at least a 48 hour reset.

The fucked up part about it is it wouldn’t even have been that bad if I hadn’t procrastinated til the very last minute

30 year olds thinking it’s too late gonna wake up at 50 and realize they wasted another 20 years

Me calling someone back, hoping they don’t pick up so I can use it as proof that I tried.

Ignoring shade is so classy. Like pls go talk to yourself, you look crazy.

y'all be having bad days cause y'all don't hop up out the bed and turn y'all swag on

New fast starts tomorrow.. I knew it would & still didn’t prepare before hand 😅

That means for the next 7 days I’m bout to survive off chickpea salad, dates & mandarins 💀 that’s literally all I got

I haven’t really been in my vegan/vegetarian bag fr but I know w this particular fast I can’t have any meat.. my pastor literally told us we will fast once a month this year & I guess I thought it was a game but here we are 🌚

I want that new MacBook so bad.. but I know I don’t need it 😩

The laptop I got is so heavy it literally be weighing me down & my iPad don’t really do all I need it to do for school because I don’t have a Magic Keyboard

If I had 2 laptops then I’d be able to use one for work & one specifically for school like it’ll be so convenient & cute but not a necessity fr

I’m thinking if I get it for my birthday then it’s justified if I get it before then that’s when it’s unnecessary… that gotta be girl math

Whole time I be dead ass serious!

I don’t have to care about everything and it’s not my place to save people from the results of their own choices

My uncle tried to make me drive his truck and it was so uncomfortable my heel can’t even touch the floor in that damn thing

U know how fuckin old were gettin that new rappers are robbin GUCCI MANE