😂 😂 I’ve never noticed this before but Jesus Christ that’s stupid

I successfully edited an entire chapter in 1 minute by just deleting the entire thing #efficency

Usually stuff that was funny as a kid ages poorly, but Fry being his own grandfather still gets belly laughs from me.

Star Wars would never just…. *somehow* bring someone back from the dead…

Naivety is leaving the mint out of your mai tai because you think it won’t make a difference…

My fun story about Bec is that in 2007 I served her and Chris at a cafe and when I brought Chris his breakfast she snapped at him, “Is that what you ordered”, and he was like, “Um, yes?”. Then he looked me in the eye and said, “Thanks mate.”

lol not wrong

I lived in London for 5 years and the one time I ever felt unsafe was when a white British dude tried picking a fight with me on the overground. Just while we’re throwing around racially loaded stories about my beloved bitch-Goddess of a city x

I had the date wrong in my head. I thought it was 1 year today, but it was actually 1 year yesterday. Shh. Anyway! If you like fae, queer & mental health rep, tech and magic, and some sizzling tension underneath it all, please check out this brand new, standalone coming in 2026.

I love London and appreciate the sentiment of this but litter free? Look closer at that polka dot pattern on the footpath 😂. Seriously though, London rocks and Londoners are the best 👊

Weirdly both sides of this are right. Schools recognise the need for male teachers and they’re desperate for them - you’ll get the job just for being a man - but men don’t go for it (generally speaking). I’m in an English office of 11, and I’m one of only 2 men.

Friends, I’m deleting this app from my phone tomorrow. Im still *here*, technically. In case my platform ever blows up (lol). But let’s be honest, it’s a cesspit and it’s just too easy to hate-swim in it. Reach out if you want to stay in touch ✌️

Queer Holly Black meets William Gibson with British folklore AI has replaced human creativity and magic was banished long ago. A depressed human bard and an elven hacker are up against a scheming Faery Queen. Their weapons? A song and a cup of tea. #IndiePit #A #SARC #F #SF

Return to Harper's York for another Buffy x Charmed-esque adventure. The monster of the week is a morally grey dreamwalker set on restoring magic to England. The price? Obliterating York. Harper & Fionn must choose between love, family, & the city. #IndiePit #A #SARC #F

I have a hyper-political pitch for a secret/surprise Gremlins 3 script. Hit me up, Hollywood #screenwriting #bringgremlinsback

This. This is also why good writing is hard.

We live in a world where our sons worship people like Andrew Taint. RJ reminded us what it felt like to worship people like Luke Skywalker, and gave us a story about the importance of stepping up to the plate when we’re needed the most. This final shot = lump in the throat

Someone give an answer pleeeeease