Even though posted a while ago this is awkward + embarrassing for our new Chief Diplomat. Big mistake to appoint this gaff prone person Keir Starmer

Over to you Yvette Cooper

A little bit of advice for our new Socialist PM + Chancellor to consider before their first budget ‘You cannot make poor people rich by making rich people poor’ J Paul Getty Wise words indeed

Smashed any gangs yet? Yvette Cooper Keir Starmer 1000+ illegals have arrived since you took office. How long before we see action or are you as supine as the Tories? #stoptheboats #illegalarrivals #smashthegangs

This rag’s apology is not accepted. They should get back to the gutter where they belong

Not content with foisting the underwhelming Amy Nickell on us, now they want us to watch the Greek hysteric Stella T. #GBNews fgs give us a break! Patrick Christys

Who was the eejit who got rid of our water cannon?

A kindness rewarded by evil. How utterly tragic

Our two future Kings

These people are sick

Email arrives in inbox from new Chairman of the Tory Party. Preparing a report on what went wrong with the Election Campaign + wants my views. He may be sorry he asked 😄

Where do #GBNews dig up their left wing contributors from? We are now forced to suffer Suzy Stride opining. on various shows. Who she? It is embarrassing to listen to her debating with the gentle and wise Piers Pottinger. Do better please

Jordanian asylum seeker assaults police officer. Unable to be given community service as he doesn’t speak English. Punishment? £26 fine. In HS world instant deportation. Anyone agree?

How very reassuring that while Leeds burns Yvette Cooper is being updated

This gentleman needs apprehending

2 weeks in office + Labour has opened the money box. £85 million to Africa £3bn to Ukraine More aid to Gaza Have you seen the common denominator? Not one penny piece to UK people or projects #sameoldLabour

A question that has puzzled me for months. What personality transplant does an illegal immigrant undergo during his Channel dinghy journey? If he remained in France he would have a 30% chance of gaining asylum but in the UK that figure jumps to 70%+. Why? Anyone know?

Do people realise that every member of Starmer’s Cabinet bar none is a Remainer😡 Houston we have a problem

This is the sort of re-election Starmer can get behind. Ursula VdL was the only candidate 🤣🤣🤣

I have news for our PM. Throwing £84 million of OUR money at Africa will not stop one dinghy crossing the Channel. And if he doesn’t know that he shouldn’t be sitting in Number 10.