It's time to read a book ... with pictures of grizzly hockey moms.

Cheer up: D-Day was simply a midterm grade. #PalinHistory #AccordingtoPalin

I promise that as your president I'll never be at an undisclosed location. You will know where I am. All. the. time. #Palinhistory

The fall of communism was essential to going into debt to China #AccordingtoPalin #Palinhistory

Slaves should never be free because they cost money. #Palinhistory #AccordingtoPalin

All famous W/weiners in US history belong to Democrats. Well, Except for TR's Big Stick, but I speak softly. #accordingtoPalin

Tomorrow I promise to remember the Alamo at the airport car rental counter. #accordingtoPalin #palinhistory

Mistake made at Ellis Island: we were supposed to detain immigrants there. Learned that when I visited. #AccordingtoPalin #palinhistory

Why was Jon Stewart late at Gettysburg? What an idiot! #AccordingtoPalin #palinhistory

My name is Sarah Palin, and I'm running ... well, driving ... well ... riding in a bus.

History is a mystery to me. #AccordingtoPalin #palinhistory

You are smarter than I think. #accordingtopalin #palinhistory

I'm a maverick, and #Mavericks win! Can't take the #Heat. #nba

How can an American basketball team be owned by a Cuban?

LeBron James: To lose and be abused. I withya, brother. #nba

German engineering wins for Mavs.

Bachmann makes me feel smart.

I know the clue for Pottermore, Becca. Gotcha!

Everyone knows Mystery is in Alaska, Becca. It's a gift from Russia.

I'm all Harry Pottery today. Great place to shop for my garden.