Practice makes perfect. Chris Pratt learns how to whistle on set of #JurassicWorld. Tix: unvrs.al/JWtix amp.twimg.com/v/1fbf937d-dd5…

[Angry British voice] "I trusted you, Howard!" Bitch, you shoulda' known better.

"I mean, trusting my father is like putting your hand in front of a ferocious lion and expecting him to not bite off. It just doesn't work."

"Me? The same? No way. I'm not like my father."

// To not bite it off* Dammit.

"Nuh-uh. I may be sarcastic and egotistic and... whatnot but still, I'm different."

"I'm fine with it, Capsicle. Certainly not the first time I've heard you say that." x.com/UndauntedEmble…

"Yes. We are plotting a World War III. Watch out." x.com/MesmeriseMarve…

"Well... I'm not saying I don't like it but... I JUST MADE THE BED. GET OUT." x.com/EbonyIsDeath/s…

"Hnghh... Noooo, please! I'll give you a one-year-supply of Vodka if you do!" x.com/EbonyIsDeath/s…

"Russian buffet?" x.com/EbonyIsDeath/s…

"Ben&Jerry ice cream?" x.com/EbonyIsDeath/s…

"Ow. I'm hurt. Just as hurt as Peggy's feelings when you decided to explore the arctic circle for seventy years." x.com/UndauntedEmble…

"Aww. Very intimidating, crumpet. I'll be waiting for your foot to reach my iron balls whenever you're ready." x.com/IMargaretCarte…

"Not impressed. And it's funny since you'd still get on your knees to blow a cocktail sausage of a Ken Doll." x.com/IMargaretCarte…

"Since he turned into Johnny Bravo, right? And let's not start with harsh insults. You don't wanna go that far." x.com/IMargaretCarte…

"For starters, I don't act like an obsessed bitch over a man who decided to spend seven decades in an igloo." x.com/IMargaretCarte…

|| Tony. No.

"Ooh. Offensive. Aren't you over ninety? Where's your casket?" x.com/IMargaretCarte…

"And most importantly, why aren't you in it?" x.com/IMargaretCarte…