⠀ ᅠ ᅠ ❝ Hands where I can see them punk! ❞ SLUT.☆☆☆ CrookedCop.☆☆☆ ( #LEWDRP -- #NSFW ) ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠᅠ that sent a shiver down his spine . there was something certainly wrong with this person . — “ you can’t just touch people out of nowhere you know .ᐟ that’s creepy . ” ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠ woah — i’m like , a whole foot taller than you .ᐟ .ᐣ usually i’m the shorter in the room — . . . wait a minute , freaky .ᐣ .ᐣ ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠ “ that’s no excuse to touch me — wait you’re calling me a weirdo after what you pulled .ᐣ ” he’s not sure if he’s more shocked that she touched him or the fact she actually blames him for this . ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠ ( how does he end up in these situations so much .ᐣ it must be some curse or something — ) you’re not going to suck my blood right — ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠ what was with this lady . . . .ᐣ even with his judgement , it took a great deal of will power to turn down her offer , his body turning away . “ as if . i’m not like some pervert or a weirdo as you claim i am . ” huffed the paladin in response ᅠᅠ

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\ \ i will never experience the elusive even pin

ᅠᅠ the paladin is always one call away if you’re ever in need of his assistance .ᐟ though he’d much prefer a heads up of your desired ‘ help ’ to be a little prepared for those ‘ surprises ’ you have ready . 💧 ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠ rise and shine .ᐟ it’s time to start the day . ~ ♡ ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠ . . . maybe he shouldn’t be here right now — .ᐣ ᅠᅠ

\ \ replies and posts when I’m home from work !! it’s a busy day today

ᅠᅠ a peaceful night . ♡ it feels wonderful to not worry over the perverted thoughts and actions of others .ᐟ ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠ is it — .ᐣ he’s never taken a glance at it — not that he would , totally . ᅠᅠ

\ \ I just realized the pin has 6 bm somebody is plotting on astolfo

ᅠᅠ well , i’d really like to keep my blood . even though i doubt it would actually kill me . ( come to think of it , he’s not even sure how he’s here in the first place . . this was certainly an odd time for him ) ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠ how can she say something so deranged , but smile as if it’s normal .ᐣ 💧 ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠ maybe it’s about time to start putting himself out there a bit more . . . ᅠᅠ