7 SACKS 2 INT’s 1 PICK-6 1 BLOCKED FG TD 5 FORCED FUMBLES 0 POINTS ALLOWED #PPDCALV

Goofy ass looking MF’s.

They use the word “mook” in The Lion King and it made me love it so much more! What a masterpiece!!!😍

I remember when Sons of Anarchy was the greatest show on national television. Thank you FX Networks and Hulu #SOA #SAMCRO 💀

Plug for an illegal to own, endangered, incredibly venomous and dangerous Komodo Dragon? Tengo vieja loca. Keadan Gomez

Hakuna Matata Mother F*cker.

“I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?” - Robert De Niro

GO TEXANS!

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

GO RAVENS! GO LIONS!

For this year’s Super Bowl, I’m gonna go to church or ask if I can work.

Free tickets to the home run derby! 🧢⚾️

Who ordered the wall pizza? 🍕

Especially @MJAmador55

Does anyone wake up craving whole milk or is it just me?

Today is Ash Wednesday. Dear God, it is also Valentine’s Day. 💘 Forgive us….For tonight, we sin! 😈 Keadan Gomez

I’m tired of fish. 👹

Bing Bong’s farewell in Inside Out: 😭😭😭

The suppressor amendment was in the bill that passed the House just hours ago! Now it’s off to the senate, so keep the pressure on your SENATORS now, and we might actually succeed in the complete deregulation of suppressors!