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⚡ USD to PKR 🇺🇲🇵🇰 April 21, 2014 = 95 April 21, 2015 = 101 April 21, 2016 = 104 April 21, 2017 = 103 April 21, 2018 = 114 April 21, 2019 = 141 April 21, 2020 = 160 April 21, 2021 = 150 April 21, 2022 = 186 April 21, 2023 = 279 Today: April 21, 2024 = 277

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“My client is facing mental health issues that's why he became the part of hate campaigns against the institutions of Pakistan” Shayan Ali's lawyer submitted his statement in London high court.

“My client is facing mental health issues that's why he became the part of hate campaigns against the institutions of Pakistan”
Shayan Ali's lawyer submitted his statement in London high court.
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Did You Know❓ Pakistan was never #1 porn searching country as shown in the past, that myth was created by India 🇮🇳 to defame Pakistan 🇵🇰 Here's the official stats fy 2023 released by Pornhub itself:

Did You Know❓

Pakistan was never #1 porn searching country as shown in the past, that myth was created by India 🇮🇳 to defame Pakistan 🇵🇰

Here's the official stats fy 2023 released by <a href="/Pornhub/">Pornhub</a> itself:
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🚨⚡ Economy Alert ⚡🚨 GDP of Pakistan has reached PKR 100 Trillion Mark for the First time in History! Currently at 374.9 Billion US Dollars, the highest ever, by the margin of $200M.

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Indian scientist Anand R. calls for mass genocide of Kashmiri Muslims as an Israeli-like solution. “You need an Israel like solution to Kashmir” - Indian Scientist, Anand Ranganathan

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🚨 JUST IN:- Punjab's GDP (Purchasing Power Parity) hits all time high. Currently at $1 Trillion US Dollars, that makes $8027 Dollars per capita. Source: Ministry of Finance, Pakistan

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In a groundbreaking environmental strategy, CM Punjab has announced tht she'll combat smog by installing giant hairdryers across Lahore, aiming to blow all the pollution straight into neighboring states, proving once n for all that Punjab can lead in both politics & hairdressing.

In a groundbreaking environmental strategy, CM Punjab has announced tht she'll combat smog by installing giant hairdryers across Lahore, aiming to blow all the pollution straight into neighboring states, proving once n for all that Punjab can lead in both politics &amp; hairdressing.
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Maryam Nawaz's China visit led to the Great Wall being humorously renamed "Greater Sharif Wall," with locals chanting "Long live the Sharif dynasty!" in Mandarin. A robot at a tech factory, inspired by her, asked for her autograph, mistaking her for CEO of Pakistan's future.

Maryam Nawaz's China visit led to the Great Wall being humorously renamed "Greater Sharif Wall," with locals chanting "Long live the Sharif dynasty!" in Mandarin.
A robot at a tech factory, inspired by her, asked for her autograph, mistaking her for CEO of Pakistan's future.
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🚨 In a groundbreaking move, US Sanctions Pakistan's Missile Program, Citing "Threat to Global Security" Pakistan responds by pointing to the US's own vast nuclear arsenal and asking, "You mean our threat to global security is worse than yours?"

🚨 In a groundbreaking move, US Sanctions Pakistan's Missile Program, Citing "Threat to Global Security"
Pakistan responds by pointing to the US's own vast nuclear arsenal and asking, "You mean our threat to global security is worse than yours?"
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⚡ BREAKING NEWS 🇵🇰 🇮🇷 We (Pakistan) fully support Iran's right to have (for civilian use & peaceful) nuclear program. I want to assure you that I'll work very closely with you. ~ PM Shehbaz Sharif in Iran

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🚨⚡ BREAKING NEWS 🇺🇸 Donald J. Trump's Twitter look-alike app “Truth Social” is now available worldwide. Before that, it was only operational for Americans.

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🇮🇷 🇮🇱 In a very bold move, All Pakistan Wahhabi Community (APWC) announced to do Zanjeer-zani this Muharram if Iran gets Netanyahu. More importantly, they will issue fatwas in favour of matam.

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🇮🇷 🇮🇱

In a very bold move, All Pakistan Wahhabi Community (APWC) announced to do Zanjeer-zani this Muharram if Iran gets Netanyahu.

More importantly, they will issue fatwas in favour of matam.
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🚨 ⚡ BREAKING NEWS 🇮🇱 🇮🇷 Netanyahu stunned the world, banning Iran from bombing hospitals due to Israel’s "exclusive war crime franchise." Iran retaliated with a mock apology, gifting Israel a "Bombing Etiquette Guide." Chaos ensues!

🚨 ⚡ BREAKING NEWS 🇮🇱 🇮🇷

Netanyahu stunned the world, banning Iran from bombing hospitals due to Israel’s "exclusive war crime franchise." 

Iran retaliated with a mock apology, gifting Israel a "Bombing Etiquette Guide." Chaos ensues!
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امریکہ نے ہماری خالی نیوکلیئر سائٹس پر حملہ کیا اب ہم بھی خالی امریکی اڈوں پر حملہ کریں گے، ایران کا دو ٹوک موقف