Umrah after marriage has to be one of the best gifts you can give your wife

It’s Free Palestine always and forever.

Life is now complete now that I’ve discovered Algerian sauce

The western world is so bad for your Iman

Be delusional in everything, things will manifest if you believe hard enough

Adulting is saying ‘Things will get better next week’ on a loop 🔄

When two people w anxious attachment style meet each other

imagine I tell her my love language is physical touch and she starts beating the shit outta me

“He is Allah: the Creator, the Inventor, the Shaper” 59:24.

If only I had the confidence these foxes have

I don’t ghost. I just send one-word replies every 72 hours until they give up

I'll deal with it later mindset will kill your growth

I dont have many fears but opening the door to guests and getting stuck serving chai for hours really makes my anxiety sky rocket.

Job interviewers have so much nakhre why can’t you just tell me if I got the job.

Might just move to Qatar so I can blame the timezone for ghosting everyone.

We’ve become so numb about that’s happening in the world, each tragedy should ignite a fire in us.

I’m 100% certain my life is a scripted comedy show, Cos the plot twists, awkward moments, and disasters are so perfectly funny.

Do you ever just stare at the ceiling at 3 a.m. and think, ‘Why didn’t I become a llama farmer’

The corporate laugh is an art. You have to make it sound real, but not too real, or they’ll keep talking.

UK pigeons are bare brave yano how I'm i driving at them at them at 50mph and they're chilling there like they wanna scrap