This is Ned. He’ll be conducting your check-pup today. Please don’t giggle when you see him. He’s $232,000 in debt from medical school and would appreciate some respect. 13/10

My alarms in the morning

fml

hi this puppy has one ear on top of his head and i think everybody needs to see it

“I’ll have a Corona... hold the virus!” -a dad on vacation somewhere in Florida right now

Since aquariums are shut down, they let penguins wander around the place and it's honestly the news we need to see.

i hate u

u w o n ‘ t

i need to be on a boat right now

I miss saying, “here it tastes like juice”, to my friends 🥺 👉👈

Being Fancy

the amount of board games i’ve played during this... b y e

We were cooking bacon and we looked outside

Golden retriever puppies comforted by a talking dinosaur. Happy Friday.

I want this to be illegal.

walked into my house after work to find broken glass everywhere and the neighbors cat in my living room.. k

Before I told him he was a good boy: and after: