the twitter ban at this stage in his presidency is like someone offering you a tiny umbrella after a hurricane

These apartment complexes got some nerve. How you gone have 2021 rent but 1994 interior? Bye.

What’s joe bidens plan to stop these fake calls about my cars extended warranty?

why does Anna talk like she’s trying not to let her Crest white strips slide #thebachelor #Bachelor

On the phone with @itsMeganOlson for 8 minutes so far and all she’s done is read aloud all of her tweets and die laughing.

Bring back Demi Lovato. #SuperBowlLV

I love Eric Church and Jazmine Sullivan sang beautiful but WOW did you see the interpreter at the top of the screen during the national anthem?! Thats some BIG energy 👏 love it!! #SuperBowl

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

Tell them about Mayo, Meg...

I love that May is Mental Health Awareness Month because it reminds mean people to be nice. You have less than zero idea what people are going though so as a default just be kind. It might save someone’s life.

You don’t even have a Twitter profile pic so the argument is even here 🤷🏼‍♀️

Get Busy by Sean Paul... ...great.

Tips for freshman going out this weekend: 1. Carey’s won’t ID you 2. Char has pizza after midnight 3. VPD will give you a free ride home 4. Wear your class of 25 shirt so you can make friends faster 5. Always tip your bartenders 100%

DYK: Since Friday the Dakotas have experienced... Tornado Warnings Blizzard Warnings Severe T-storm Warnings Flood Warnings High Wind Warnings Red Flag Warnings Wind Advisories Flood Advisories Winter Weather Advisories Tornado Watch Severe T-Storm Watch Fire Weather Watch

Hazard: 204th and West Dodge Rd. Roadway has buckled under extreme heat conditions.