I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.

He does this every Friday.

I just really miss Anthony Bourdain

Instant death for me cuz I would defend Season of the Witch 🥲

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting Russell Crowe to star in two somehow unrelated exorcism movies in a two-year span

Drake: you a wifebeater Kendrick: you a pedo J Cole:

so here's the thing

This could be us

babe they’re not just big they’re

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to take PTO

HAPPY TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE DAY

Sonny Angel get what you get tattoos!!! Pick a box, open it up, and get him tattooed 🫡 i have a bunch of different series to choose from! Shoot me an email or dm to book!!!

What the hell is a Letterboxd!??

Happy 70th Birthday to Lorraine Bracco 💖

Still gonna keep watching horror movies after Halloween. That’s just the kinda twisted guy I am…

Since I aparently only show up to tweet once a year around Thanksgiving, here we go... To start Thanksgiving week properly, shall we thank our friends. The real ass ones who let us be as weird as we are and never judge. They may give us shit, and we need that, but they have

If protesters can’t wear masks ICE shouldn’t be able to either