Schools “can’t enforce masks” but sure did enforce not letting us wear shorts or spaghetti straps.

Favorite non sexual act of intimacy is definitely dying of laughter together

Dad, seven years ago today you passed on. The joy and inspiration you brought to the world carries on in your legacy and in your family, friends, and fans you so loved. You lived to bring laughter and to help others. I will be celebrating your memory today. Love you forever.

Keep hearing women say how they don’t want to get the vaccine because they don’t want to put things they don’t know in their body and “toxins”… IM GONNA TAKE A GUESS AND SAY YOU’RE ON BIRTH CONTROL THO???? Oh ok.

This is gonna sound crazy but did you guys know you can Google the ingredients of the covid vaccine??

Driving on the north side of Milwaukee is a sport.

Chris just said “can I pull you for a chat?” and I think we watch way too much reality tv/love shows 😂😂

stupid ass Facebook posts that carry no knowledge about COVID and actually spread false information will be the reason people continue to not get vaccinated.

Happy birthday 🐐🙏🏽

So mask mandates violate our freedom but forced childbearing doesn't?

Being annoyed and awake at 4 am is never a good mix.

This show is so funny bcos I know this man is insane but i always end up slyly agreeing with him😭😭

AAA batteries 😂😂😂

Yes 🙄🙄🙄

Pro Tip: Instead of a weak good morning text have her fav coffee order hot and delivered to her door before she heads out to work

sitting here watching Chris just cuddle with mamba and ask him what he wants for Christmas 🥺

dude straight up the McCalister family would stress me tf out with being so late to the airport all the time. My anxiety requires me to be there 2 hours earlier 😂 AT LEAST. 😂