Cant WAIT for the editorials the stories the visuals

Being depressed

Love not sleeping between the hours of 2-6am and playing the “is my insomnia caused by stress anxiety heartbreak caffeine the witching hour or work emails i need to reply to” game

Being attacked by targeted ads make it stop

Not an hour goes by where i dont think about her, miss her and my heart breaks without her 🥀

Pls don’t try to get to know me i am better as a concept

:(

sorry was my reference too niche for you are you not well versed in internet lore

Can someone match my freak? (Watching ghost hunting programmes and drinking blue wkd in bed)

Marry me

the best thing about being alive is that sometimes there is a cat

So shit you cant see peoples liked tweets anymore wheres the stalk in that? How am I supposed to throw subtle shade with my own likes?

✌🏻

At the moment I am made up 25% caffeine 25% nicotine 25% salmon salad 25% black eyed peas, tragically

Sorry I missed your text, I’ve been busy pushing everyone close to me away and binge watching horrible tv and thinking about how none of this matters. Let’s get lunch soon

I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death

commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on everyone’s family christmas photos

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering

“Bitches be like ‘music is so back’ and its just North West saying konnichiwa in every song” its me im bitches