mentally I am here

Can’t relate to the “I’m so excited for hoodie and sweats season!!!” tweets. It be 90 degrees and I’m in a hoodie lol shits not seasonal it’s year round

A football lifer whose love for his players may only be surpassed by his love of cheeseburgers. After 20 years, Andy Reid gets his ring. #NFLFilmsPresents | Kansas City Chiefs

Monday’s are much more enjoyable when you have Chiefs football to look forward to tonight 👏🏼

I hope twitter never stops producing twilight memes. i mean they are immaculate

10 year old me really thought i’d be out here at 24 with a husband and 2 kids when in reality at 24 i just adopted my first ~virtually unkillable~ plant and ”mom armed” it on the ride home to keep it from spilling

#ProDucks 💚💛

Patrick Mahomes in the pocket against the Bucs' front 7:

my roommate and I are doing grocery pickup and they charged us $128 for green beans and i’m cackling thinking about someone ringing up 99 lbs of GREEN BEANS and thinking “mm yeah that sounds about right” hahahahahahahahaha

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wow Dunkin' - didn’t ask for extra protein this morning, but thanks for the nice surprise 😒

One day you’re a child and then one day the lyrics to Landslide make sense and you’re crying in a car wash

Shout out to whoever invented chips I like them a lot they are very good

5 miles left in my gas tank and 5 minutes left of my sanity 👍🏼

$paigelandoll

#bagsecured 🫡

My income trying to keep pace with inflation