Just wondering how we got here.

Need to hire someone to follow me around and tell me to unclench my jaw and relax my shoulders before they self dislocate at the level of my ears.

God do I fucking miss bread

What about Ron though?

Thursday, in repose.

Checked the calendar today, it appears to be a Tuesday.

sorry if i’m coming across as unhinged on here. it’s mostly because i am.

nobody: me to my alien: so these things are porcupines and they're actually rodents that eat bark off trees and their quills don't actually shoot out like everyone thinks they do -that's actually a myth, but it's a whole thing with barbs and guard hairs you've got to see this

Saw Oppenheimer this weekend and it has reinforced my attraction for men in STEM even more. Damn.

Therapy is worth every cent. I feel like I’m wiping my tears with dollar bills but it still feels amazing (this is your sign to go see a counselor ❤️)

Just thinking about Halloween decorations.

Peppa pig would have fucking loved burning man this year. And that's all I have to say about that.

Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night 💃🏼🎸

I will not rest until we are all lesbians

Jobs I’ve held in my lifetime (not in order): -T.A. -Adjunct professor -VetTech -Camp Counselor -Waitress -Ice cream scooper -Candy Striper -Ran a farm stand -Research Assistant -Groom/Hot Walker -Horse Trainer -Veterinarian -Full-time RBF