@towns86 cheers rub! Shame I'm a yid though! Haha!

“Jeremy Clarkson: Amazingly, I am about to celebrate the birth of the baby Jesus.” It's all the rage this week, but I bet it doesn't last. #

Real Madrid are on the verge of making an incredible €70m bid for Tottenham's Gareth Bale. (Source: AS)

I love it on that buy and sell you see things like "free to a good home" and it's a cooker! Really? Its not going to be subjected to abuse

Excuse me does anybody want my cooker, make sure you walk it 3 times a day and it enjoys cuddles in the evening!

Clarkson's hair looks like it's maintained by the council cemeteries department. #ThinIceIKnow

@RemyRMartin When you next out in Dover Rem? Still going up to watch the footie?

Fantasy and Fiction to Reality; a Trip to Dover Athletic: ‘I can leave this earth happy knowing I’ve seen... dlvr.it/4CW3XL #cafc

Cardiffs owner is an absolute fruit loop. Booing his players at the end hahahahahaha. #clown

@msrcouk anything for the Abarth punto evo yet guys?

To make an Abarth even better? @msrcouk ABARTH @ BLACK LABEL