HOLY SHIT THE FRIARS MAN!!!! Giannis Auntiegotapoodle You might need to retire the Men in Black meme this year

Anyone that RTs this before Midnight enters

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?!

It’s all just a bunch of Merrill Madness.

One of the greatest calls I've ever heard. Absolute chills, Don Orsillo

Padres hit all their home runs in a span of a few games this year. Why can’t the offense hit anything in the air???

Matt Waldron without the knuckleball doesn’t even sniff the major leagues

WHY IS JACKSON MERRILL BUNTING??????

Jake Cronenworth might actually have the worst current contract on the San Diego Padres and that’s saying something

Randy Vasquez in Coors: 7 innings, no runs. Randy Vasquez in just the third inning of the game with nobody on and 2 outs: 4 runs. Yikes

Tatis having one of the unluckiest seasons of all time so far

The 2026 San Diego Padres biggest nightmare is nobody on and 2 outs 😭

Walking PCAss should be a crime #padres

Will the San Diego Padres ever learn that Wandy Peralta performs significantly better without inherited runners on?

April 2026 Xander Bogaerts might just be one of my favorite Padres of all time

Matt Waldron gonna make a great career as a car salesman very soon!

Lmfao San Diego Padres letting PCAss hit 2 homers off you. Not shocked considering those came off ‘Wandy Peralta’ and ‘Matt Waldron’, 2 of the fakest “big leaguers” in the sport