Well you should care because it’s awesome. And Dennis isn’t gonna give it to me

A really good idea. And something completely. And totally. Badass.

If I tell you you’re gonna steal my idea! Just like you stole Charlie’s trash pocket!

Don’t talk shit on my ideas! The asspounder was great and you know it!!! But fine. I will let you in on my million dollar idea. It’s bottled water that makes you smell like drakkar noir.

No!! It’s water that makes you SMELL like drakkar noir. I’ll give it some other name though, you know, spice it up a little.

It’s a sexy smell, Frank!!! Just imagine a bunch of guys going really hard in the gym. And they’re hot, they’re sweaty, so hot and sweaty that they don’t drink the water- they pour it all over themselves. The water’s not for drinking. In fact I strongly recommend not drinking it

But it’s water. You can’t dump drakkar noir all over yourself that’s insanity.

[eyes wide] Eeuuggghh!! Christ, Frank!! What are you doing falling through ceilings???

Oh Jesus Christ. Jesus. Christ. So now our ceiling is broken? Are you gonna pay for that?

WHAT??? Does that mean you’re NOT paying for it???

Is badass in Irish

YES! And he will not be wrongfully tricked into another identity crisis!!

That’s it. I’m getting the second shamrock tattoo

Well. In that instance than he would celebrate his faux Dutch. Just in case he is actually Dutch. It’s all very confusing

. . . Yeah

Charlie has caused an unnecessary war of identities within me

It might be a little like that kind. The cycle still fucks you but it’s more mental than physical and lot less enjoyable.

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