That Allioli muck is all well and good till ya burp in ya woman’s face and she tries to break ya jaw

People that wear flip flops with absolutely rancid feet need to stay indoors and out of food establishments…fucking creatures!!!

Any one know where I can get one of them sds drills with a dildo attachment on? Got a job on this weekend.

Where have them shops full of fish gone that suck the shit out of ya toes?

Fuck me 3 weeks ago Katie price was out her head trying to do back flips in her car now she’s getting married again,that woman will do anything to try and stay relevant!

Adele’s facial expressions are on par with Phil Jones!

Got my new gas and electric bill today, only gone up 320% thought it was gonna be worse to be honest..bring on October I say

Been in legoland roughly half an hour and seen far to many top knots for one day. Ready for the off I think

how was ya roast this afternoon mate James conroy

A Good watch that is, all I got was that boris is a pure shagging machine mad for an affair

Does any body have the number for the guy he gets his gear off?

It’s….sharks!!! Not shark infested

My mrs just said borat was a shit film… Any one out there that can help with divorce?

Do we know whether he will be releasing any new music?

That’s why the tool aisle is my favourite aisle in v&a

Pretty much how I see my ending Tom Batchelor

Knight that man and make him a sir

Last known sighting of James conroy ln Portugal before he hit the strip

If your still wearing rigger boots in the year 2023…report to the sex offenders register immediately!!!

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