If we can get another goal our aim should be to stay top of the league from week 1 to week 38

🔄🇮🇪 Bosun Lawal is set to join Stoke City on a permanent deal; a medical is scheduled for later today. The English Championship side will pay £2m for 21-year-old, who was sensational on loan at Fleetwood last season. (Mark Hendry)

People are always citing The Simpsons as predicting the future, but Futurama predicted RFK Jnr youtube.com/watch?v=dQ5iEn…

As schools return, I sit by the phone...praying. The reality is if I don't get work, I'll lose my home. I am it for my son and I. It's just me. If any secondary school in North, South or East Ayrshire needs supply, I'm available! General, Bio, Chemistry, HE, SfL. 💔

It’s A Level Results Day. If you don’t get the grades you were hoping for all is not lost, we are here to support you into a fulfilling career.

❗️Teacher of PE (Fixed Term) – closing date 2nd September myjobscotland.gov.uk/councils/comha… ❗️Nursery Key Worker (Unqualified, English) – closing date 2nd September myjobscotland.gov.uk/councils/comha… Please contact the school if you require any further information.

Goodnight sweet prince

Since money, as the existing and active concept of value, confounds and confuses all things, it will be interesting to see if Sterling marks Engels

I have seen someone roll one in from 30 yards like that since Hale Irwin

Both our goals have been set up by full backs. In the first half of last season our full backs hardly had any assists because our system wasn't getting them into dangerous areas

Rogicesque

Yet to concede a league goal with only 34 games remaining; THE GRANNY'S ON!

Emergency services attended an incident in the George Street area of Paisley earlier today following reports of a car on fire. The fire was extinguished but a number of suspicious items were found in the common close of a nearby building. (1/3)

Nearby properties were evacuated as a precaution. No injuries have been reported. George Street is closed between Causeyside Street and Barr Place. A diversion is in place. People are being asked to avoid the immediate area. (2/3)

There's a Butler, Blake & Grant Twitter.. Butler, Blake & Grant We've just finished our record and world domination is scheduled for next year.

You never see a pea in a salt cellar any more

"In the Dark" (In the Dark) is a great podcast but the latest series on Haditha is about such infuriating outrages that I can only listen in small doses.

Willie Collum sounds more like Limmy than I'd imagined

Fraser Forster 🆚 Barcelona #UCL

33 to go. The granny's on