Have faith...

you know you are bored when you have more than one "status shuffle" quote on your wall in an hours time!

Take the dog they said the guards'll let you right in, yeah that's who I want watching my back someone who licks own ass. -Oghren

I'm doing number 3! set my sperm free! Oral, you been masturbating!

In this case I love u.

why I wear fluffy socks:

i will FIGHT for what i LOVE! remember that!

"I'm sorry I'm not suitable for you, but I am mostly sorry how your not suitable enough to see what your missing out on"

I’m a nobody. Nobody’s perfect. So I guess that makes me perfect.

I love you when you're an Ass, so you can love me when I'm a itch!

made it through the year without killing a giant snake, competing in a deadly tournament, or dueling a evil wizard... what a disap