Every watch I get just reconfirms that I have the wrists of a 10 y/o kid… You know it’s a problem when all the removable chain links are out and it’s still too big.

Setting up C2 and payload-hosting servers is my latest addiction

Is it just me or is LinkedIn bombarded with people using dead relatives for self promo? It’s quite sickening to be honest. “This is my younger sister, she died of <insert illness> last year. Her motto was <insert sneaky pitch>” Saw 3 of those in one day. Can’t be councidence 🤮

I miss the internet of ‘05… #callmeold

“Internet critics” be calling people skiddies for using tools like nmap - smh Like what, do you expect people to spend hours coding their own network scanner while nmap does the trick? It’s called being time efficient

Just found out the Portapack H2 is (temporarily?) discontinued. The electronic parts shortage makes me sad.

The hardware shortage has got me hoarding like it is the great toilet paper shortage of 2020

If you’re a terminal user that starts their folder names with a capital letter, we can’t be friends.

How can you work in infosec and not become crazily paranoid? Asking for a friend…

The diversity of programming/scripting languages today… Little bit of C#, a bit of PHP, a dash of PowerShell and as a cherry on top: DuckyScript. If you can guess what I made you win eternal fame and glory. Tip: Took me around 3 hours to make and some hardware is involved.

I bought a CD from my favorite artist, only to realise I have not a single device in my home that can play audio CD’s. #thefutureishere

After being with LastPass for three years I’ve just switched to Dashlane ! #OneIncidentTooMany

I was reading my own Twitter feed (for legitimate reasons, I swear) and read this. It made me think about the fact that I always tell everyone I’m a shitty programmer. And it’s true, don’t get me wrong! However, I consider scripting a whole different beast 😏

2023 is going to be a great year for 0days. Mark my words.

Just found a malware distributor that rewards their “employees” via Karma . Interesting to see that most threat actors aren’t lone wolves anymore. Thus reconfirming that cyber warfare is evolving rapidly, but are blue teams able to keep up?

When will they invent spam filters for paper mail? Why do I need to throw away kilos of ads on a weekly basis?

We liked the new Twitter logo so much, we had it installed in the office years ago.

Sometimes, you just need a heavy breakup to find your self-worth and motivation again 😂 funny how that works. 2025 is gonna be more than fine 😎