let me tell you, it might be scary but life is a whole lot easier when you let go of people who hurt you

a short list of things that don't exist: big foot Loch Ness monster a separation between church and state

good but never good enough

YES WISCONSIN YES

saw an unusual amount of pizza delivery cars out tonight.... weird............

undercover cops are bring puppies to little 500 to attract drunk girls and arrest them. cops: 1 drunk girls: 0

in grade 1 I used the handicapped door and my teacher asked me if I was to teach me a lesson and I said yes cause I didnt know what it meant

anyone strugglin right now: youre stronger than a test, paper, shitty friends, breakups, money problems or whatever. Dont believe otherwise

the cheese rolling story on snapchat makes me lol hard

when Morgan runs into a glass door

I found out just how fast I can run when I stepped on a snake today and it tried to bite me. It still wasn't very fast.

took ya long enough America 🌈

to all the people mad about the legalization of gay marriage....... #loveislove

shoutout to the guy who smeared his hand across a window I just cleaned and said "you missed a spot". I will find you, and I will kill you.

@wintersynagogue good lord

thank god I'm 19 now so I can be out driving past 11!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm kind of a paranoid driver cause I assume everyone driving around me is a dumbass

just ate an entire cantaloupe