I'm fascinated by France's far-left. If they lose, Paris will burn. If they win, Paris will burn. Seems rational.

O meu despertador tocou três dias seguidos sem eu estar em casa Viva as festas de paredes

Só n entendo como o vento passa pela tomada e vai po ventilador

Como pode uma lagarta (um réptil) se transformar numa borboleta (uma ave)?

Brasileiro descreve momento épico da história portuguesa e da humanidade. A pergunta que faço aos meus conterrâneos é: Se carregamos este valor genético e toda esta bravura no sangue, o que vos falta para fazerem Homens e partirem à Reconquista da Pátria Lusa?

Chega de twitter por hj…

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN RETWEET THIS

Ao calceteiro da minha rua: eu reparei. Obrigada.

Maybe Elon ain’t so bad after all

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.Clash Royale is from Portugal

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🇵🇹 The Economist recognises Portugal as the best performing economy of 2025.

Yesterday at church the Bible readings started on page 66-67 of the missal, and my 5-year-old went absolutely nuts repeating "six seven" like 10 times. And now I think we need to make this narrow exception to the first amendment and ban these numbers forever.

Aguardo por vídeos da malta do norte a espetar uns bananos aos tipos dos sindicatos

Seriously 😂

Test results came back, we're still KC's father