One day I’ll grow up.

Government: We can reopen schools as long as we practice proper safety protocols and the children act responsibly. Children:

“Cuz I’m rich as fuck” Dave Portnoy

Amazon drone program just got approved. Now we got skeet shooting with prizes.

When you drank 36 beers last night but have a water in the morning

“I’m going to pace myself today on the beers” 3 hours later: icanteven (Via ig:good.boy.nash )

- Leftists/media re GOP: “racists! Xenophobes! Uncaring bigots!” - Biden wins. “Unity!” - Trump supporters: “Eh, not feeling it.” - Leftists/media: “please be more responsible in your language.”

What a heifer

A poem while high; Dill pickle pretzel, Koe fuckin Weztel. I fear no danger, Ford fuckin Ranger.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Merica.