on email talking to Obama about this whole troop situation. wow

do u ever just go wow i have a lot of repressed anger

Hey stands for Hi Everyone Yay

I'm gonna invent a stage of grief that's fun

If someone had told me that 2026 would see Iran posting AI videos of Jesus beating up Trump, I'd have assumed they were on drugs

me immediately analyzing my feelings instead of feeling them

I would share my floor time with you

I met my wife on MyChart

when i was 16 i used to take xanax and understand what the cocteau twins were saying

Nothingmaxxing

Why do I have to speak why is it not enough to just show up and stand there ominously

My dream life I would be married we would have separate bedrooms and just have slumber parties and I would only work part time and on my days off I would go metal detecting at the beach

the dead horse is beating me

girl i'm bored let's practice radical detachment from material goods

Walked into his closet and saw he put a naughty Polaroid of me right next to his gun

1.1 million views when my neighborhood is 51 people strong I can’t see a ghatdamn thing anyone but my moots are saying and that’s how that’ll stay

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆. P4tronsk4nk going platinum yet again nature is healing