I’m the type to start meditating and end up pissed tf off

FRIDAY! ‘‘Twas the Night Before 4/20 DJs: #DJRari ✰ mondai ✰ @1malcolmflex Ryn Hills @obviouslyavi King Mecca 🏁 Hosts: @goldieharris Natalie 윤 Szczechowski @_remosa

The feminine urge to scream and jump every time you see your besties

Seeing photos of my friends as kids makes me CRY

Newjeans are my new spice girls

My toxic trait is if one person laughs I consider it a win

I’ve grown to understand the value of good people ❤️

The security cameras in my building have seen me achieve amazing feats (I live on the 4th floor)

Join us Friday, June 7th at the newly opened BAR MADONNA in Williamsburg, Brooklyn Sounds by Brandon Blue DINO646 goldie harris ⚡️ Hosted by Natalie 윤 Szczechowski Christopher Ayala Celebrating the birthdays of Jason Ludman & Sally Gorski  🎂🥂 RSVP & more info ⬇️ 🧵 (1/5)

I can tell I’m happier these days bc when people gasp over Yoko I smile back For a second it was getting very: you’ve never seen a dog before??

So absent minded I almost popped the SD card I was holding into my mouth like a CHIP

Being told I might be a hypochondriac triggered a feeling of worry / certainty that I am in fact a hypochondriac which technically is me being a hypochondriac

My girl friends are beautiful multitalented goddesses and I worship them (waking thought)

Influencers on brand trips giving Make A Wish

Min Hee-jin IS THAT GIRL #newjeans

As someone who grew up with Kpop, NewJeans is exciting bc their production combines 90s rnb + jersey club + swing + members’ vocals as icing on cake ++ their lyrics are usually more than what they seem (omg being about the delusion that comes with love)

over 700 people btw 😭

No one laughs at my jokes like my Mom and I am so thankful for that

I was over here trying to be gracious about Paris giving us a mid Olympic Opening Ceremony and then they introduced South Korea as North Korea

Love a good awning