I am fucking tired. My kids are never living there.

I sabi wetin I go vote for that ballot.

You know a lot of people often wonder why I am agitated when it comes to racism towards Black people. It’s because when you experience it and it’s a matter of life and death, you’ll learn that they can’t differentiate between a Somali and a Nigerian. Ukraine taught me that.

Oya now. Lol

This app is a US propaganda machine.

Her father was killed in a terrorist attack. Her brother died from an illness that she could not cure him from. Her mother was killed in an attack that left half of their city underwater. And as far as we know, none of the American heroes visited her after T’Challa’s death.

The radiology reg adding “urgent neurosurgical referral advised” at the end of the report for extra weight

I fully support

This is one of the best use cases of this sound🤣

This was the worst’ part of the stream.

"When did you start this whoo whoo."

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😭

“Richest beggar”.

Looks like you went from $194 a month to $0 a month

👏🏽👍

Who art thy babe?

Oooohh scaryyy 😂

Babysitter causally mentioned that my 2.5yo slept from 5:30-7pm

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise